Real Dad manages to text with his fat fingers

Just had a text from Biological Dad saying that he's bringing The Chimps back and that they've had sandwiches for lunch. Apparently this means they need a HOT meal. As everyone knows, HOT is a nutritional food group, which has many benefits over the COLD group, which is why burger and chips is a better meal than a buffet that includes the right amount of fruit and veg to give them their five a day.

As annoying as the comment and suggestion that we're incapable of knowing how to feed a child is, it's made worse by the fact that Biological Dad is clinically obese, has on more than one occasion taken The Chimps to McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner - well, at least it's HOT food - and that Mum is actually a diet expert who writes extensively on nutrition.

It boggles the mind.

PD