The irony is delicious

Well, Biological Dad dropped The Chimps off and told Mum that The Boy needed new shoes in a very patronising way. Needless to say we don't need parenting advice from a man who drops The Chimps off still wearing the same socks they were dropped off in on Friday.

Thankfully, they seem better than they usually are after they've spent time at his. So far, at least. Although The Girl did ask him to phone her more - well, more than the four times in one year, at least. His reply: I can't, because I have to work really late and then I'm on the bus. His career? A 9-5 call monkey in a customer services centre.

He really does care too much.

PD